I luv cucumber sandwiches!

Here r a couple funny quotes that were said in the last couple days...

"Don't touch the squirrel, honey."
"But, mommy, why?"
"Because squirrels carry diseases, and you don't want it!"
"Hey, I thought squirrels carried acorns!" ~A mom and her kid


"So..do you remember- on, never mind." ~Someone
"What were you gonna say?" ~Me
"I forgot."
"But what did you remember?"
"I forgot what I remembered!"
"But I want to remember what you forgot you remembered!"
"But I forgot what I remembered what you want to know I remembered."
"So, remember!"
"But I forgot!"
"Oh, you forgot. I remember!"


"Eat more chikin!" ~ A little girl, sticking her head out the window while passing cows in the dairy.